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      DayIn-DayOut
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      @30segundossobreTokyo:kbqt9und:

      hey Day…¿todavia jazzeas?

      Fíjate, estos días me estoy documentando sobre este buen hombre: Pharoah Sanders.

      Qué opinión te merece? Sus cameos free jazz con Coltrane y en solitario, y su rollo desatado me parece muy vital, pero también he escuchado cosas (quizá tenga varias etapas como todo gran músico de jazz que se precie tiene) en que me parece anodino, para el ascensor de un centro de ejecutivos o una película porno de luminosidad saturada y rubiazas siliconadas.

      Además, me han dejado este libro que degusto con placer aunque la terminología y el etiquetaje me supera por momentos.

      Pero bueno, en general mi dispersión habitual me impide concentrarme en una sola cosa y el jazz me lo tomo a pequeñas dosis.

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        30segundossobreTokyo
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        Mi opinión sobre el viejo Sanders no puede ser mejor, sobre todo en su época Impulse. Pillate el Karma o el Thembi, o sus cosillas con Alice Coltrane.
        Precisamente hoy he ido al super y, junto a otras cosillas, he pillado esto (todavia no os he oido):

        art blakey & jazz messengers - 's make it

        art blakey & jazz messengers - indestructible

        ray brown - jazz cello

        j.j.johnson - j.j.'s broadway

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          Madam Green.
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          ..aquí se trata de postear horrores ,però bueno….ya lo dije una vez y lo repito de nuevo Jonny Hates JAzz :roll:


          The Cure V.s. lily Allen,
          The Cure V.s busta rhymes,
          The Cure V.s eminem
          The Cure V.s No Dubt
          The Cure V.s Bangles
          y The Cure V.s otros horrores!!!! :shock:

          :arrow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y66NmjvLtss

          :arrow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNu6Fp-DtKE

          :arrow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4H7PLjFarU

          :arrow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyeSyDbdJ28

          :arrow: http://www.youtube.com/v/7LJc989LZcw

          :arrow: http://youtube.com/watch?v=2_JzNHPkFQ8

          :arrow: http://youtube.com/watch?v=IUwH68txABM

          ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨

          ..las entradas para los conciertos de los Hombres G estàn a punto de agotarse :shock:

          -Madrid, Sala La Riviera, dia 27 de septiembre de 2007

          -Zaragoza, Sala Oasis, dia 28 de septiembre 2007

          -Barcelona, Sala Bikini, dia 29 de septiembre 2007

          ..el "horror" en esta noticia tiene demasiadas "aceptaciones" como para ser definidas aquí… :roll:

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          Owen and Jason and Adrien and TIGERS OH MY 6:40PM / 17.01.2007

          This is the new, full plot for Wes Anderson's THE DARJEELING LIMITED, slated for this fall.

          Currently, the details of the script are under wraps, but the basic plot of the
          film is that Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody and Jason Schwartzman play three brothers
          taking a train ride through India in search of a rare tiger that is believed to
          be the reincarnated form of their recently deceased father. The movie also stars
          Amara Karan, Anjelica Huston, Natalie Portman and Michael Scott Valdez.

          :arrow: http://bigscreenlittlescreen.net/2006/0 ... ng-limited


          ..ya que Ewan ha decidido no despelotarse màs ..no saldrà ya en drivl ..una web con los prémios para l@s artistas que salen desnudos por los puestos... :roll:

          ..gente cómo Halle Berry, Uma Thurman, Brad Pitt, Jude Law, Leo DiCaprio, Janet Jackson, Jenna Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears,y las gemelas Olsen ya han sido fotografiadas :P

          :arrow: http://www.drivl.com/posts/view/632

          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

          ..y ya que nombramos a Ewan ...

          Ewan McGregor is being lined up to play Kurt Cobain in a movie about the late rock legend's life.

          The 'Miss Potter' actor has been chosen for the role by Courtney Love - the widow of the Nirvana frontman, who committed suicide in 1994, aged just 27. A source told the Daily Express newspaper: "A number of actors have been talked about for the role but Ewan has emerged as the number one choice. Despite being 35, he looks young enough to play him."

          Love decided to tell Cobain's story on the big screen after acquiring the rights to 'Heavier Than Heaven' - a biography about the rock star written by Charles Cross. Last week, she confirmed the project was in "an embryonic stage" and was being discussed with several film studios.

          She wrote on fansite moonwashedrose.com: "It has no script and no director attached, but if the movie is made it will of course be an A list and high end film." If the movie gets the go-ahead it will be the first authorised movie about Kurt, his time in Nirvana and his relationship with Courtney.
          :arrow: http://movienews.virgin.net/Virgin/Life ... es,00.html

          Courtney Love claims she stopped Buzz Osborne from knowingly giving Kurt Cobain a "hot shot", or a lethal injection of heroin. She revealed this while blogging about why she doesn't like Kim Gordon. Both Gordon and Osborne were close friends with Cobain, and to date Gordon is the only one of his friends who has publicly stated she believes he was murdered. Love wrote this on her website yesterday (spelling errors have been corrected):

          "i'm going to be nice to Kim Gordon after she's gone out of her way to appear in a film she knew was nonsense, or to add fuel to the fire by saying someting snarky about Buzz Melvins conspiracy theory (oh is that why i had to bust him giving a hotshot to my husband- black tar filled all the way to the top of the syringe? i grabbed it and threw 3/4 down the sink. this was new pure SF “persian” heroin and he'd have been dead so the nerve of him- esp if you read HTH and see the way Buzz bullied and harangued his buttboy, Kurt, who tried to pay him back and all he got for his trouble was negativity and being told everyday he was a sell out little bitch) in the NME. but i saw her shopping in noho one day and thought we smiled pleasantly at each other- maybe it was a spider fly situation, maybe she feels this need to put on this persona because i embarrassed her in lollapalooza (everyone would leave after my set) but i gave them that slot, demanded they have headlining which afforded them 3-5 million in revenue, and they weren't even nice to me- am i grudgey about Kim Gordon? well i don't wanna see her this morning but i wouldn't really do much but probably avoid her and pray for her happiness so she wasnt so damned miserable if i did"

          She then went on to say "sorry to share about the hotshot, but i saw the look in the guys face as he was slapping the arm"

          :arrow: http://www.moonwashedrose.com/news/?p=123#comments

          ~ Please, ignore the above post. It was written only to invoke pity and/or sympathy and/or laughs ~
          Does it bother you that the picture doesn't show?~
          ... Music Is My Everything

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            Madam Green.
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            'Burkini' Covers Muslim Women At Beach
            Australian Designer Wants Women To Integrate

            SYDNEY – A Muslim woman has designed a swimsuit that covers all for Muslim women.

            In Australia, the beach is part of life. But Muslim women had to trudge through the sand in full-length dresses and robes.

            But designer Aheda Zanetti said she believes her "Burkini" design will help Muslim women integrate further into Australian society.

            A burka is a full-length garment worn by some Muslim women.

            She also said it's also for anyone who wants to show some modesty while on the beach or protect themselves from the rays of the sun.

            The Burkini is made from ultraviolet- and water-protected polyester. Unlike the bikini, it covers the whole body except for the feet, hands and face, allowing Muslim women to swim in public.

            Zanetti said she has sold more than 9,000 Burkinis at $125 to $160.

            :arrow: http://www.nbc11.com/news/10754064/detail.html

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            Vincent Gallo posa para YSL Homme

            ..si te gusta Vincent Gallo puedes comprar su esperma por 1milión de $ :shock:

            :arrow: http://www.vgmerchandise.com/misc.html

            Price includes all costs related to one attempt at an in-vitro fertilization. (A $50,000 value) If the first attempt at in vitro fertilization is unsuccessful, purchaser of sperm must pay all medical costs related to additional attempts. Mr. Gallo will supply sperm for as many attempts as it takes to complete a successful fertilization and successful delivery. Sperm is 100% guaranteed to be donated by Mr. Gallo who is drug, alcohol and disease free. If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself.

            (màs detalles en el link)

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            Singing his — or her? — praises: John Travolta, left, bulks up with a bodysuit to play Edna Turnblad, who leads newcomer Nicole Blonsky as daughter Tracy. Of Travolta's role as a woman, producer Craig Zadan says: "Everyone keeps saying, 'Oh, my God, never in a million years would you know that was John.' "

            Travolta is ~~queen~~ of 'Hairspray'

            :arrow: http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/new ... view_x.htm

            By Susan Wloszczyna, USA TODAY
            TORONTO —

            Given Hollywood's recycling addiction, déjà-viewing is more rampant than ever. So USA TODAY issues a challenge to the filmmakers behind seven of 2007's most-anticipated family-friendly sequels and films spun from stage and TV: Tell us what is fresh and different this time around.
            Hairspray

            Opens: July 20

            Stars: John Travolta, Michelle Pfeiffer, Zac Efron, Christopher Walken

            "I used to always say women had the best parts in American musicals," John Travolta says moments before he wiggles into the plus-size persona of Baltimore hausfrau Edna Turnblad for one last time on the set of Hairspray. "Little did I know."

            From '50s drag-racing to '60s drag. It has been almost 30 years since a 24-year-old Travolta slid into the role of Rydell High stud Danny Zuko in Grease. Now the middle-aged actor is back in tune and bigger than ever, thanks to a padded bodysuit, as a frumpy mama to a tubby teen dance sensation and unlikely civil rights activist, Tracy (effervescent newcomer Nicole Blonsky).

            It's the first movie musical since Dreamgirls to test audience's hunger for toe-tapping entertainment. And New Line Cinema is hoping for a little summer loving when the pop-fizzy $70 million film, about what happens when an all-white American Bandstand-style TV show gets a soul infusion, opens July 20.

            But Travolta won't be the whole show. There is a cast member to attract almost every age group. Baby boomers get Christopher Walken, who has been known to cut a mean rug, as Edna's indulgent hubby, Wilbur, and Grease 2 alumna Michelle Pfeiffer as mommy-not-so-dearest Velma von Tussle. Tweeners, meanwhile, will be a-twitter to see High SchoolMusical sensation Zac Efron as Tracy's beau, Link, and kid-TV queen Amanda Bynes as Tracy's lollipop-licking pal, Penny.

            But nothing quite beats the promise of Travolta in a dress as a surefire tease. "Everyone keeps saying, 'Oh, my God, never in a million years would you know that was John,' " producer Craig Zadan says.

            It's not that the actor, who established himself as a dance-floor icon as disco king Tony Manero in 1977's Saturday Night Fever, has been intentionally avoiding the genre. He came close to signing up for 1985's A Chorus Line and 2004's Phantom of the Opera. But the actor knew he couldn't follow Grease, the biggest-grossing movie musical of all time, with the same old song and dance.

            Enter Zadan and producing partner Neil Meron, part of the creative team behind the 2002 Oscar best-picture winner Chicago, which helped rekindle Hollywood's affair with the musical. If their experience with Chicago taught them anything, it was that A-list names such as Richard Gere and Catherine Zeta-Jones are an essential ingredient when making the transition from Broadway to screen.

            And Travolta, who had deep regrets about turning down Gere's role of Billy Flynn after seeing Chicago, was the one that they wanted for their Edna. "He's the greatest musical film star that we have for this generation," Meron says.

            Still, it took about a year of convincing before Travolta said yes. The problem wasn't about playing a woman. It was about competing with his twentysomething self.

            "We told him this would be the most unexpected way of returning to musicals," Zadan says. "No one would be able to compare Edna with the characters in Saturday Night Fever and Grease."

            Travolta had some very specific thoughts on how to distinguish his fat lady from the previous men-to-femme incarnations by John Waters muse Divine in the original 1988 film comedy and by gravel-voiced Harvey Fierstein in the 2002 Broadway production.

            "I thought, well, OK, if I really go for it, instead of the joke of being a man in woman's accoutrements, I should put my actor's hat on and just be the best woman you can be," he explains. "As if a woman had been hired in the first place." The only recognizable portions of Travolta that peep out from the foam latex and silicone are his eyes and dimpled chin.

            He has wanted Edna to pack more va-va-voom than in the past. His role models? Such '60s sirens as Sophia Loren and Anita Ekberg.

            Although some blogs were both agog and aghast over the initial images of the cross-dressed actor, co-star Queen Latifah can't get enough of Travolta as a full-figured gal.

            "Oooh, we love that booty," rhapsodizes the Oscar nominee for Chicago, who showcases her bluesy pipes as record-shop owner Motormouth Maybelle. "Every time he comes out in the costume, we've got to rub on the booty a little bit. It's just such a big round rump."

            As Travolta devised his character makeover, the producers, along with director/choreographer Adam Shankman (Bringing Down the House, The Pacifier) and writer Leslie Dixon (Mrs. Doubtfire), devised a blueprint for how to handle what is becoming an increasingly popular scenario: A hit movie is reborn as a smash Broadway musical that then boomerangs back to the big screen with songs attached.

            Their refrain? Less is more. On stage, everything is heightened, from Day-Glo sets to cartoony costumes, to ensure that even the cheap seats catch each gag and double-take. But movies are a much more intimate medium that doesn't need to try so hard. In other words, the beehive hairdos are more Empire State Building than Sears Tower.

            "We basically wanted to de-camp it," Meron says, "to take the exaggeration out of it and find the true heart of Hairspray."

            Other new ingredients in the reformulated Hairspray:

            •TheHigh Schoolhop Probably the savviest hire was the kid who could be the next Travolta: Efron, 19, the fresh-scrubbed star of one of the TV phenoms of the decade, the Disney Channel's High School Musical. Says Zadan, "He's the hottest young star in America."

            Adds Shankman: "Bigger things are waiting for him. He is a real actor, and he gives a real performance in this." And Efron also carries his own tunes — another voice was mixed with his on the High School Musical soundtrack.

            He gladly opted out of the current Musical tour, although he is doing the sequel, to hang with such idols as Travolta and Walken.

            "It keeps you on your toes knowing there is so much firepower in this movie," the California-based actor says, his squeal-inducing floppy brown hair dyed Elvis black and lacquered atop his head. "It's a blessing to be involved in this."

            The director had one peeve about the lad: His Osmond-esque grin. "Something was too Mickey Mouse Club about him. I told him not to smile too broadly." Instead, his Link has a cocky quirk of winking at everyone he meets. "Even Edna," Shankman says.

            The role was tailored to suit Efron's style. "On stage, Link sings a slow ballad, It Takes Two," the actor says. "But they've amped it up and gave me a rock 'n' roll song, Ladies' Choice. He's a rebel who represents a whole new generation slicking back their hair and shaking their hips."

            •The ingénue bop The filmmakers were determined to cast an unknown to follow in the dance steps of Ricki Lake, who has a cameo, along with Waters and Tony winner Marissa Jaret Winokur. Little did they know their perfect Tracy would be found scooping ice cream at a Cold Stone Creamery in Great Neck, N.Y.

            Blonsky, 18, a 4-foot-10 dynamo who can sing everything from Patsy Cline to opera, beat out a couple thousand hopefuls to nab her dream role.

            "When she walked out her first day on the set," Shankman says, "it was if she had been doing this for 30 years. Like watching a Barbra Streisand being born."

            Ever since seeing Hairspray on Broadway as a 15th birthday gift, Blonsky felt destined to be Tracy.

            "When the girl entered and started singing Good Morning, Baltimore, I nudged my mom and said, 'I could totally do that. That's me,' " says the trained vocalist, who gets to perform a new Marc Shaiman-Scott Wittman tune, I Can Wait.

            In a way, she has lived Tracy's story. "I always wanted to be out there, just singing," she says. "I needed that one shot. All my life, I've never been the thin girl or the tall girl. I've just always been Nikki. And I'm comfortable in my skin."

            Not that Blonsky didn't have to do any homework. The day before she met her movie mom, she watched Grease for the first time after being encouraged to do so by Efron.

            "I was like, 'Oh, my God, I'm going to meet this man tomorrow!' But John instantly made me feel comfortable. He opened his arms and said, 'Come to Mama.' "

            •The director cha-cha When the Broadway version's director, Jack O'Brien, and choreographer Jerry Mitchell dropped out because of other commitments, the producers scrambled to find a replacement.

            Turns out, Shankman, a trained dancer who has choreographed 50 or so movies, was itching to get back to his musical roots and eagerly took on both duties. "Of all the directors we talked to, he was the most passionate," Meron says.

            "This is what I was meant to do," Shankman says. "To be able to use my entire skill set and realize this crazy story with this kind of cast."

            In other words, he says, "I'm not Chris Columbus doing Rent."

            Where Grease and Hairspray diverge for Travolta is in the fact that, unlike 34-year-old Stockard Channing as Rizzo, the younger cast members are all age appropriate.

            "A lot of these kids were brought up on Grease," he says. "So for me to do this movie, I give them a reason to be excited, and they give me the energy back."

            And what has he learned from his time in a woman's shoes — not to mention bra?

            "You get treated differently. You put on a zaftig body, and men just go up to it. They check me out from head to toe and back. When I'm John, I barely get a second look."


            ..y ya que habéis nombrado a las 3 gràcias Liloh,Paris y Brítney ..he aquí unas fotos suyas al azar… :roll:

            ..la Liloh

            .. Britt haciendose la mayor de morena y preñada

            le encanta llerse :o

            ..que quede claro que ella no bebe,sólo toma Red Bull :roll:

            ~ Please, ignore the above post. It was written only to invoke pity and/or sympathy and/or laughs ~
            Does it bother you that the picture doesn't show?~
            ... Music Is My Everything

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              poppie
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              ¿Qué pinta ese 'Glósóli' en la foto de Vincent Gallo para YSL?

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                bodeiro
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                madam escrebió
                @1rvqk504:

                ..gente cómo Halle Berry, Uma Thurman, Brad Pitt, Jude Law, Leo DiCaprio, Janet Jackson, Jenna Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears,y las gemelas Olsen ya han sido fotografiadas

                http://www.drivl.com/posts/view/632

                estuve mirando la pagina y me parti de la risa que todos están censurados en sus private parts y las gemelas Olsen están censuradas en la boca :lol: :lol:

                y ya que estamos en el tema… la unica persona en el mundo capaz de se tirar a las gemelas

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                  plux
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                  no recuerdo si alguien ha comentado esto, pero….esto SI que es un apreton en Gran Hermano U.K.

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKprYuxoUtY

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                    poppie
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                    @plux:ng2glwx7:

                    no recuerdo si alguien ha comentado esto, pero….esto SI que es un apreton en Gran Hermano U.K.

                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKprYuxoUtY

                    joder, muy muy fuerte

                    vaya la cara de los otros al ver el color que tiñe la bañera

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                      alrom
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                      @poppie:2sxjqz3h:

                      @plux:2sxjqz3h:

                      no recuerdo si alguien ha comentado esto, pero….esto SI que es un apreton en Gran Hermano U.K.

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKprYuxoUtY

                      joder, muy muy fuerte

                      vaya la cara de los otros al ver el color que tiñe la bañera

                      Yo sospecho que es un montaje. La última vez que lo vi estuve buscando información por Google sobre el evento y no encontré nada. No se, conociendo a la prensa británica esto debería de haber sido portada de al menos media docena de periódicos. A ver si alguien con más habilidad internáutica encuentra una referencia (inglesa y contrastada) sobre esto.

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                        pulpo
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                        Yo creo que ese video (por cierto, bastante antiguo para los standares youtube) no es inglés sino yanki. Y que no es de un GH.

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                          hempror
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                          Desaparece una isla de 10.000 habitantes

                          _«La isla de Lohachara, en la India, que contaba con alrededor de 10.000 habitantes, ha desaparecido totalmente debido a la subida del nivel del mar. "Yo estaba quieta, ha sido falta en ataque", supongo que habrían sido sus declaraciones de haber podido decir algo. No es la primera isla que desaparece, pero sí que es la primera isla habitada que lo hace. En 14 años se calcula que serán 70.000 las víctimas del "inexistente" y no demostrado cambio climático. Un nuevo ejemplo de que, con esfuerzo y constancia, los seres humanos podemos conseguir hazañas asombrosas. Se me ocurre que habrá que empezar a editar los mapas a lápiz y con goma de regalo, para poder actualizarlos regularmente. En fin, enhorabuena a los premiados.»

                          Lohachara, pequeña isla del estado indio de Bengala Occidental, se inundó de forma permanente a partir de la década de los 80 y es considerada la primera isla habitada sumergida de forma permanente por causas imputables al calentamiento global. Su total desaparición fué confirmada por investigadores indios en diciambre del 2006."_

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                            otra de bichitos…

                            _Una iguana podría perder el pene por una erección permanente

                            BRUSELAS (Reuters) - Mozart, una iguana con una erección permanente desde hace seis días después de una sesión de apareamiento en un zoológico belga, podría sufrir la amputación del pene si su estado no mejora.

                            "Verá al veterinario el jueves", dijo Enid Balemans, portavoz del Zoo Aquatopia en Amberes, añadiendo que los veterinarios están considerando tratamientos alternativos.

                            Aunque se le ampute el pene, Mozart podría reproducirse porque las iguanas macho tiene dos penes, añadió Balemans.

                            La portavoz dijo que el animal no está mostrando signos obvios de ansiedad, pero añadió: "Imagino que si eres hombre y estas como Mozart, duele"._

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                              30segundossobreTokyo
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                              @Trinxo:w5yx6vhk:

                              otra de bichitos…

                              _Una iguana podría perder el pene por una erección permanente

                              Anda, igual que algún forero viendo el cartel de este año :lol: :lol:_

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                                tethor
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                                a más de uno le va a pasar lo que a la iguana con el cartel de este año :roll:

                                edito: vaya, se me adelantaron

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                                  O sea…que las iguanas tienen dos penes? Y Mozart tiene uno de ellos en erección permanente??

                                  Jo, este post es un pozo de sabiduría, cada día se aprende algo nuevo.

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                                    Mary-Kate: tía! estamos buenas!

                                    Ashley: oing oing, si si, estamos buenas

                                    Mary-Kate: y somos mongas

                                    Ashley: si si, somos mongas

                                    que de rubias mentales metería en la cámara de CO2…

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                                      Trinxo
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                                      _¿Quieres ser yo?
                                      Un australiano vende su vida (amigos, trabajo, identidad) por 5.800 dólares en Internet

                                      “Se vende vida”. El titular podría indicar que alguien pone a la venta algún tipo de elixir de juventud, o que está dispuesto a entregar a alguien a cambio de dinero, pero no van por ahí los tiros. Se trata de vender la identidad, el nombre, las relaciones, el trabajo incluso. El australiano Nicael Holt ha conseguido vender por 5.800 dólares (algo más de 4.400 euros).

                                      A principios de este mes, Holt, de 24 años, colgó su anuncio en la conocida web de subastas Ebay, con el anuncio “New life for sale!” (“Nueva vida en venta”). Holt incluía en el posible trato la venta de su nombre, su número de teléfono y todas sus pertenencias. El precio de salida era de 3,90 dólares. La subasta se cerró ayer al precio de 7.500 dólares australianos (5.800 dólares americanos). El comprador se hace llamar "ridderstrade".

                                      Por ese precio, Holt, que está dispuesto a seguir adelante con el trato si ridderstrade paga en metálico, ofrece no sólo su nombre o pertenencias, sino todo lo necesario para que el comprador se convierta en el propio Holt. Así, le presentará a todos sus amigos y “amantes potenciales”, aclarando que son “unas ocho chicas con las que he estado flirteando”. También vende una antigua relación con una ex novia. Como todo esto no podría hacerse sin cierta formación, ofrece un curso de cuatro semanas para aprender a ser Nicael Holt. El curso incluye clases de surf, para aprender a hacer el pino y a hacer malabares con fuego.

                                      El comprador que adquiera la personalidad de Holt podrá también contar con la posibilidad de acceder a un “trabajo itinerante repartiendo fruta a partir de marzo” y a un repertorio de seis chistes.

                                      Holt, estudiante de Filosofía del estado de Nueva Gales del Sur, declaró ayer que está dispuesto a cumplir su parte del trato y a hacerlo por escrito, si es que alguno de las cinco pujas más elevadas se revela auténtica. “Si alguna de ellas es real, lo haré seguro y por escrito, porque creo que puede ser realmente interesante”, dijo ayer a la televisión Australian Broadcastin Corporation. “Pero si las siguientes cinco pujas no son serias, creo que debería dejarlo”.

                                      Ebay no ha hecho comentarios sobre la extraña subasta colgada en su espacio, pero ha permitido en todo momento que siga su curso.

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                                        Pues yo la encuentro una idea cojonuda. Mi pregunta es…si le sale comprador ¿el toma la personalidad del comprador, toma una nueva personalidad o, directamente, desaparece?.

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                                          El curso incluye clases de surf, para aprender a hacer el pino y a hacer malabares con fuego.

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                                            Diossssssssss… se acaba de registrar Rick Astley!

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