Metida de gamba aka el post de la gamba

30segundossobreTokyo

Maurici, eso que dices es cierto. Yo también he escuchado esto, y también que algunos de ellos tambien se hacen pasar como vagabundos para pasar una noche "diferente".

Maurici

@30segundossobreTokyo:2ornwyow:

Maurici, eso que dices es cierto. Yo también he escuchado esto, y también que algunos de ellos tambien se hacen pasar como vagabundos para pasar una noche "diferente".

:arrow: Jajajaja llevo rato buscando mis apuntes de cuando hice la carrera de Turismo para explicar otros ejemplos pero no los encuentro. Había casos de turismo q no tienen desperdicio.

pumpkin57

Zapatero se declara fan del cantante Melendi
El presidente del gobierno recomienda la canción 'Con sólo una sonrisa' del cantante asturiano

http://www.diarioadn.com/gente/detail.php?id=3818

Ah, y si entráis en el link, de regalo una noticia sobre Tom Cruise, que quiere comerse la placenta y el cordón umbilical del bebé que espera con Katie Holmes. Camarero, una de gambas con placenta!

30segundossobreTokyo

Lo de Cruise, simplemente, no me lo creo. Digamos que la fuente no me es muy fiable, al menos para mi.
Lo que si me creo es lo del dueto Melendi / Zapatero. Tal para cual.

Madam Green.

@30segundossobreTokyo:2sclwaqp:

Lo de Cruise, simplemente, no me lo creo. Digamos que la fuente no me es muy fiable, al menos para mi.

…ni para mí.. :wink:
... la pobre criatura nació ayer...supongo que ahora estarà en una habitación aislada y un robot o máquina le estarà dando el biberòn (amamantarlo y darle carinyo estaría en contra de la cienciología :wink: ) y eso de la placenta no creo que sea verdad...la linda parejita de descerebrados jamàs haría nada en contra de su fé y comer placentas no creo yo que les esté permitido ... :roll:

…de todos modos l@s americanos ya se estàn hartando de Tom y el otro día la audiéncia televisiva prefirió ver una entrevista con Macaulay Culkin antes que la suya...

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America tired of Tom Cruise?

The charged-up, couch-hopping star made headlines, but didn't draw much of a crowd for a hyped ABC News interview addressing rumors about his then pending child with fiancee Katie Holmes.

The Primetime special, airing last Friday, placed an unspectacular 48th in the latest Nielsen Media Research rankings.

Numbers-wise, 7 million watched Diane Sawyer's sit-down with Cruise, an actor who is regarded as the biggest movie star in the world. By comparison, 7.3 million tuned into ABC last month to see Barbara Walters chat up Macaulay Culkin, an actor who is regarded as being a good 12 years past his hit-making prime.

In the Sawyer interview, Cruise denied Holmes had been fitted with a pacifier in order to ensure the so-called "silent birth" preferred by Scientologists.

Cruise, 43, and Holmes, 27, welcomed their first child together on Tuesday. Next up, Cruise will await the May 5 arrival of Mission: Impossible 3. Presumably, he hopes America has rested up for him by the time launches the media blitz for that film.

Elsewhere in the TV week ended Sunday:

Twenty commandments were enough for ABC, which got solid performances out of its all-new Ten Commandments miniseries (14th place, 13.9 million–for the first part; 22nd place, 12 million--for the second part) and its umpteenth replay of the 1956 Charlton Heston movie (32nd place, 8.9 million).
Is the lack of suspense killing American Idol? Something sure put a damper on turnout for Wednesday's results show, down to a season-low 22.6 million viewers (third place). The episode's start time--8:30 p.m., instead of the usual 9 p.m.--also might have been a factor.
The music of Queen, meanwhile, helped reverse a slight slump for Idol's Tuesday competition episode, up to 29.6 million viewers (first place).
Julia Louis-Dreyfus' The New Adventures of Old Christine (26th place, 11.4 million) is looking a tad cursed, albeit the CBS sitcom didn't get much lead-in help from a so-so outing by Two and a Half Men (13th place, 14.1 million).
Conventional wisdom says Commander in Chief is going to get axed next month. The ratings say the show, dumped by ABC onto Thursday nights, did all right in its return (37th place, 8.2 million), and improved on the performance of its time-slot predecessor, Primetime, which averaged 7.3 million viewers in the 10 p.m. hour.
That Brian guy is going to be really bummed when he finds out the Sunday premiere of What About Brian? (20th place, 12.5 million) lost more than one-third of the Desperate Housewives (fifth place, 20 million) audience for ABC.
And under no circumstances should Brian be informed that Brian? did even worse, much worse, in its Monday time-slot debut. Only an estimated 7.1 million shared its title character's angst, Variety reported.
Bravo's The Real Housewives of Orange County is making buzz; Fox's The O.C. (86th place, 4.3 million) is buzzed out.
Now that's versatile: House is a hit on network TV (fourth place, 21.2 million) and cable (3.1 million viewers for a Friday night repeat on USA).

On the network front, CBS and Fox claimed their usual victories: CBS was the most-watched network, averaging 11.4 million viewers; Fox was the most-desired network by 18-to-49-year-old viewers.

By the power of Moses, both of them, ABC claimed a pair of second-place finishes in total viewers (9.7 million) and the 18-to-49 demo. CBS fell to third in the demo; Fox fell to third in total viewers (9.6 million).

NBC, which averaged 8 million viewers, had fourth place all to itself in both categories.

Here's a look at the 10 most watched prime-time shows for the week ended Sunday, according to Nielsen Media Research:

1. American Idol (Tuesday), Fox, 29.6 million
2. CSI, CBS, 24.4 million
3. American Idol (Wednesday), Fox, 22.6 million
4. House, Fox, 21.2 million
5. Desperate Housewives, ABC, 20 million
6. Without a Trace, CBS, 18.6 million
7. CSI: Miami, CBS, 17.2 million
8. Lost, ABC, 15.7 million
9. Survivor: Panama--Exile Island, CBS, 15.1 million
10. Deal or No Deal (Monday), NBC, 14.5 million

spafrika

Lo de la placenta es mentira.

Lo de Ricky Martin en el armario con el foie-gras también.

Lo de Zapatero y el Milindri es verdad que lo ha dicho, pero es mentira que le guste. ZP es fan de Dark Throne.

Y yo creo que a Merkel le gusta Einstürzende Neubaten. ¿Habéis visto su culo en The Sun? Eso es periodismo y no el puto Doherty.

Ashes of the colours

ZP es culé, por lo tanto le gustan Magnetic Fields. Quien no lo entienda, encontrará la explicación en PS'06. Alojamiento, abonos, transportes…

Madam Green.

…según algun@s esta serà Suri Cruise :roll:

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..otros que recientemente también han tenido a su primera hija són Dave Grohl y su esposa Jordyn,se llama Violet,cómo la abuela de Dave...

…Dave & Jordyn Grohl are happy to announce the birth of their daughter, Violet Maye Grohl. Named for Dave's grandmother, Violet was born Saturday, April 15th at 4:35 p.m. PST at Cedars Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles, weighing 6 pounds and 15 ounces, measuring 21 inches tall--or as her father describes her, "just perfect." Father, mother and child are happy, healthy and "up to (their) ears in green shits." :arrow: foofighters.com

Madam Green.

@Madam:

@poppie:y67koj8e:

por cierto, Lindsay Lohan es una petarda, neo.actriz de hollywood, también cantantina y tal:
mírala:

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..ah,vale gràcias ...por cierto ...que la tía se ha comprado una revista con el Devendra en la portada...apuesto a que besarà la foto a escondidas

:arrow: ...al parecer finalmente le ha podido besar en persona...se haràn pareja? ...el otro día la Lohan entrevistò al Devendra en la revista Interview :shock: (nada que ver con la Interviu :roll: )

Lindsay Lohan talks to Devendra Banhart

Their April issue has an interview with Banhart, conducted by Lohan in the lobby of the Mercer Hotel.
... here are a few highlights:

Lindsay Lohan: Well, people are interested in you and want to know your likes and everything.

:arrow: Devendra Banhart: Let's just say that if we want to conclude this before the paparazzi maul Ms. Lindsay Lohan, that her skin is sparkly. It's really a trip. You can't tell from a distance. But if you look closely, every inch of her skin is sparkly.

Lindsay Lohan: Is it?

DB: Yeah. It's amazing folks.

LL: I'm shining from within.

[ Devendra le regaló a Lindsay un mix CD)

LL: Let's see, what do we want to start with? I came up with some fun pop-up questions.

DB: I like the whole "What are you thinking right now?" thing.

LL: I like that too.

DB: That's fun. Okay, what are you thinking right now? Just whatever pops into your head.

LL: I just walked into the Mercer Hotel...

DB: An image. It doesn't matter. It could just be a thing.

LL: I see you smoking a cigarette? What are you thinking?

DB: Red backpack.

LL: Why red backpack?

DB: I don't know. It was just the first thing that popped into my head.

LL: Did you see someone walk in with a backpack?

DB: I didn't.

…clica los links para ver el artículo scaneado :wink:

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Harry_Powell

Pamela Rogers Turner, de 28 años de edad, alcanzó mayor renombre dada la figura escultural que logró como profesora de educación física.
Ella encara una posible pena de 100 años de cárcel y el viernes 12 admitió los hechos ante la justicia. La maestra fue arrestada por la policía del condado de Warren (Tennessee) y se le acusó por 15 cargos de agresión sexual y otros 13 cargos de violación.

Turner, quien enseñaba en la escuela elemental Centertown, reconoció que había sostenido relaciones íntimas con el adolescente, tanto en el salón de clase como en su apartamento y en la propia casa del escolar, donde se alojó por un tiempo “por sus dificultades conyugales”.

“ Los padres no tenían la menor idea de lo que sucedía ya que confiaban plenamente en ella y pensaban que Turner quería hacer de su hijo un mejor jugador de básquetbol”, afirmó el fiscal general del distrito, Dale Potter.
Lo más saltante es que al ser detenida, el comisario local de Warren la definió como “una chica absolutamente sublime”.

Atención, aquí esta la violadora de adolescente:

Dará clases particulares? :shock:

davimo73

Pobre adolescente.

Fijate, su primer sexo con la señora esta. Y va y encima le dicen que esta mal. Yo me hago homo en su caso

israel

Esto es de risa. Yo siendo el chico ya iría pidiendo citas para los bis a bis. :lol:

Flash

Pues como la tia esta no sodomizara al adolescente o este chico fuera gay, o formara parte de una orden religiosas de esas chungas que predican la castidad, pues no se entiende que denunciara a esta pedazo de profesora, si sería el sueño de cualquier adolescente que se "aprovechara" de él una mujer como esta!!!

israel

Siendo el país que es seguro que no suben al estrado al alumno por ser un menor, pero me gustaría escuchar su versión de los hechos. Como para partirse de risa. :lol:

DayIn-DayOut

Shit Shit Shit!

Llevo tres días seguidos soñando que soy un astronauta en misión suicida al Sol, que detesta su destino pero que al final accede con dulce resignación.

Es increíble lo que puede provocar escuchar casi una semana seguida sin parar a David Bowie.

_Ground control to major tom
Ground control to major tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Ground control to major tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may god’s love be with you

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,
Four, three, two, one, liftoff

This is ground control to major tom
You’ve really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it’s time to leave the capsule if you dare

This is major tom to ground control
I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do

Though I’m past one hundred thousand miles
I’m feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell me wife I love her very much she knows

Ground control to major tom
Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong
Can you hear me, major tom?
Can you hear me, major tom?
Can you hear me, major tom?
Can you….

Here am I floating round my tin can
Far above the moon
Planet earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do._

soft bulletin

unete a la plataforma!

30segundossobreTokyo

@DayIn-DayOut:9yehy436:

Shit Shit Shit!

Llevo tres días seguidos soñando que soy un astronauta en misión suicida al Sol, que detesta su destino pero que al final accede con dulce resignación.

Es increíble lo que puede provocar escuchar casi una semana seguida sin parar a David Bowie.

_Ground control to major tom
Ground control to major tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Ground control to major tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may god’s love be with you

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,
Four, three, two, one, liftoff

This is ground control to major tom
You’ve really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it’s time to leave the capsule if you dare

This is major tom to ground control
I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do

Though I’m past one hundred thousand miles
I’m feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell me wife I love her very much she knows

Ground control to major tom
Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong
Can you hear me, major tom?
Can you hear me, major tom?
Can you hear me, major tom?
Can you….

Here am I floating round my tin can
Far above the moon
Planet earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do._

Lo que tendrias que hacer ahora es poner la letra de la versión de los Calatrava.

jackster

@30segundossobreTokyo:1gofpm3p:

Lo que tendrias que hacer ahora es poner la letra de la versión de los Calatrava.

Una de las mejores versiones que haya oído yo jamás. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

30segundossobreTokyo

absolutamente…y yo lo digo en serio.

Gallo Negro

Para mí la versión de los calatrava es incluso superior a la original, y también lo digo muy en serio. La de Bowie a momentos hasta me llega a irritar.